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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings loud personality without compromising comfort. Soft, broken-in color and a relaxed fit make it feel like an old favorite from the first wear. The bold cow illustration and cheeky lettering sit large on the chest, turning the shirt into a statement piece for casual days, backyard hangs, or road-trip playlists. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, seam-free body keep the silhouette clean while heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton and pre-shrunk construction stand up to repeated wear. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s an easy way to add irreverent humor to everyday outfits and spark laughs wherever you go.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and a substantial hand
- Garment-dyed construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular, no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL available (select partners); consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Graphic T-Shirt — 'Not My Horoscope, Not My Bullshit' Funny Cow Illustration
$20.68
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and a substantial hand
- Garment-dyed construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular, no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL available (select partners); consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean